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This silly fella is currently on the run from police! He is a fugitive and the government don't like that >:[ contact your local police department if you'd like to give us information or their whereabouts (prizes 4 info is hugs and kisses)

WHAT WE KNOW

we know that he is part of the alphabet cult, and that may be related to his crimes (torturing innocent pedestrians for walking slowly in front of them etc) He used to play deltarune and binge South Park and clone high episodes before committing several crimes

DO NOT APPROACH!!!

If you identify with anything listed, do not approach this war criminal, for they will promptly attack you. (assumed because the things below were regularly their victims)

.the jewish /j

.transphobes, homophobes, fatphobes, racists, bigots (eric cartman)

.kpop fans 

.swifties

.crab munchers

.hates metal music

for our department's entertainment

>:O(

*not as active on anymore

OTHER STUFF TIHIHI:3

LIKES:

blue, cats, foxes, owls, vampire squids, detective poirot, anime, horror games, true crime, south park, sally face, Tomie, DHMIS, Clone high, DDLC, TD drama,  Pokémon, harry potter, sonic, rock, metal (any kind), goth, 80/90s music, rap (some), ash (HUH? GAY?)

DISLIKES:
pink, pop music, J.K. Rowling, Simon fucking Cowell, ppl who say being trans is impossible becuz science bla bla bla (its about self expression, not biology you grandma 😼), alt haters, can't take a joke (potty humour is NOT 'innapropriate, gross and uncomfortable' shut up party pooper 🤓), gets offended easily, rowan the clown (SPECIFICALLY)

DOES:

skateboards, skates, draws, reads, writes, headbangs 2 music 🤘🏽, hanging w S/O, games, being kewl

IS (A):

taken <3, omniromantic/asexual, filipino/ Australian, a buncha whites, necrophile /j, an emoticon user XD, metalhead, ADHD, minor, anger issues, your daddy alpha /j, chronically online

Make sure he isn't active or find his location here!

Say whatever you want, as long as it's funny 

(Scroll 2 bottom 4 banger music! X3)

(Eyes without a face is another good song from billy Idol :>>)

I FUCKING LOVE HAROLD FROM TOTAL DRAMA HE IS SO ME CORE LOOK AT HIM HES BEAUTIFUL

Other shit if u dont wanna read my prns (link) >:[

Name/names: Kai, fufty

Prns: He/they/it (name is fine and bro is cool tihihi)

joke names: rice cake, twinkie, great o' master, daddy, bbg, pookie wookie, muffin cakes

Fav characters: 

South park: Kenny, pip pirrip, scott malkinson, damien thorn, Rebecca, Mr garrison, tweek

banana fish: shorter wong, Yut Lung Lee

td drama: Harold, cody, gwen, leshawna, crimson, ennui, bridgette 

fnaf: foxy, funtime chica, chica, sundrop, map bot, lefty

sally face: Ashley, Larry, megan, phillip, gizmo

ddlc: Yuri

pokemon: Serena(trainer), clemont (t), jessie and james, meowth (team rocket), Nessa (gym leader), Tsareena, noctowl, mimikyu